Thursday, December 23, 2010

19 you shouldn't commit Office error

1. not more than your boss to wear better. If you happen to meet a very not taste like wearing a bad boss, Western show off to others everywhere is famous, I suggest you buy a piece of cloth find an Earth tailor dress. Advice to you, do not attempt to use your own interest to influence the taste of your boss, you should know this looks like a soil uncool guy becomes your boss, certainly not because he will dress. Maybe, but as he hates cream man.

2. do not attempt to contact the boss's Secretary flirting.

You are the boss eyes following rashly simply amounts to a bombshell that even your boss and his Secretary between like Office bottled purified water as transparent too busy, you also don't ignore a normal man on import of possessive and homosexual jealousy and hostility, just like you in the street and saw a super Cutie is a stinking men hold, you can criticize my dark: Hmm, this lucky smelly kid!

3. do not display in Office around your mouth.

Maybe you want to give your boss, the next great orator's image, but, unfortunately, almost all of the bosses hated saw a talkative, like a just finished hen so wordy man. Remember, with three minutes to express whatever don't say anything bad about three hours, if you're that kind of talk is crazy, it's recommended that you start at home against the walls speak for an hour, until exhaustion, until no mood in the extent to which the Office of nonsense when to go to work. Statements such as the Golden treasure is you should abide by the most basic one of professional accomplishment, shortest sentences to your point of view expressed in a very professional manner. Also, in others, especially your boss, don't interrupt.

4. do not tell your colleagues about love.

Because you're just a normal man, so you will be very difficult to turn a blind eye to your lover, a direct consequence of this is that even if you work hard like only the old cattle, your boss will doubt your working hours are not in a relationship. Don't complain about the boss's far-fetched, standing in his place, you would think so. If you really and you a colleague of falling in love, it seems only two roads to walk, or you leave the company, either you love left the company.

5. do not say yellow jokes.

You have to understand this hobby has nothing to do with humor. While you give your girl something set between the sea, but she most likely turned on their own said: Oops! this guy really shameless! even such a thing can be said to come out!

6. do not tell your colleagues and friends.

Although his colleagues imagine your imaginary enemy approach some too, but at least can help you prevent some bad Office disputes, they as a group you can call came to the name of strangers. Always not candid put your privacy told colleagues, it is as if you had a mine didn't explode is calm, but if one day explosion, you completely dead. A colleague of lethal than a close friend of destruction much more, at least, as close friends do not know who your boss is.

7. don't aggressively Brown-nosing.

If he is not an idiot, he'll understand, you just make him play.

8. do not talk behind the boss of right and wrong.

If you really don't Dadaists, why not go and find a bag hanging up, write the boss's name, and then give the guy a good beat. At least, and your boss to colleagues, this is nothing compared to their backs. Generally, your boss behind those words would soon spread to the boss's ear, even more than you say those still nasty dozens of times. You have to leave some God, maybe when you boss will give you a good hit, perhaps not so bad, maybe he just put you to fried.

9. do not dress like a punk like that into the Office.

Even if your work environment does not require you to wear formal suit tie, then you're wearing style simple casual casually, in addition to the wedding ring, don't wear more jewelry, otherwise it will make you look your female colleagues also a woman. Try to avoid wearing pink clothes, if you do not want to put the time is spent on matching clothes that are selected dark series. It should be noted that, in wear black shoes when you don't wear white socks. From time to time to clean up your wardrobe, put those holes in the socks strong throw.

10. do not in the Office computer login pornographic Web sites.

If you think that no one noticed what you are doing, or think you are a computer expert, you can set your login websites to delete it without leaving any traces-you clearly overestimate their own means. Your boss can very simply and quickly find what are you using your computer what to do, if he wants to do so. Especially in facilities perfect big company, it is very easy. So if you do not want to leave anything against the boss hand, you would first forbearance forbearance, go home and see, if your wife's support to look at.

11. do not forget to switch off the mobile phone in the Office and the pager.

Why not let others call the Office to? your cell phone voice will only make me tired of colleagues, especially in the boss talking with you, or when important conference table. Do not be deceived by mobile advertising that successful people are 24 hours on the phone. They just want to sell more than a few VCL.

12. do not leave your desk so messy than garbage baskets also.

Even if you like the smell of food fermentation of ozonolysis, you still have this habit of staying at home. In others frown passed your desk before your desk clean, after all, this is not your private bedroom, you'll have to give other colleagues

Eyes and nose shoes.

13. don't send value of expensive gifts to your boss or co-workers.

This will only make him feel embarrassed and let other colleagues to stray.

14. do not let yourself fall into big company's personnel.

Especially when you were a little high background of general staff do not have attempted to follow which Department boss alliances naive ideas, company events and secret forever than you think but also complex and esoteric, you become the victim of a struggle, you probably don't even know it. Regardless of which of which of the State of the company or is so, why not be honest to yourself that job well? let them fight it, you'll enjoy when you are in the circus!

15. do not play in the Office receives more than 10 minutes over the phone.

In the face of your embarrassing like flirting phone. Don't try to reduce the sound or change the tone of voice to escape the attention of others, this will only make your co-workers more suspicion and curiosity.

16. don't marry your boss's daughter's wife.

By marriage to seek success is a short-sighted idea, even if you pay a huge effort, even if you do is excelent, others will think this is just you get a boss daughter relationship. If your boss does not have a heavenly daughter, you this is why? a good man, who married the daughter of a successful he sooner.

17. don't marry your boss when the wife, if your boss is a woman.

You will find that from then on, not only in the Office. Even home also has become a disaster. Imagine that when you talk to the woman in bed and intimacy, suddenly remembered

This is your boss, you are not a heart full of guilt? if so, it will remind you never to pursue your female boss, unless you like at home like being bossing or there is a tendency to abuse.

18. not every day to work on time.

Sometimes intentionally to once. Other colleagues of procrastination habit a psychological comfort. Maybe, you therefore have a good popularity.

19. don't believe boss promises.

Maybe you are a kind of honest, do you believe the boss on your every word I said. Do you believe that your employer did not give you this year plus salary because the boss is in deep crisis, have to take your little poor salary to fire, or do you believe in something outside the boss to promote your hint, but you have to do nothing prepared. Don't ignore the boss said that's what you want to give you a first look at him have given you, compare, and then think about whether there was also a need to follow the boss.

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