Thursday, December 23, 2010

Workplace humor: don't talk to the wrong boss wrong post

As the saying goes: know thyself, victory. Know him (her) mind most want to straightforward, blow it. Whether it be the boss, or employees, absolutely necessary to assess each other's belly "many Ascaris".

May the best soldiers in the eyes of

Work, money on the side.

Cried and cried out, requires work, who persuaded him whom he rest.

What sales, PR, logistics, able to do everything. Morning day also to black 's, night days off not home, special dedication.

The boss of a phone, don't forget it is in possession of a thing are others say I May help you sir?

A face of black eye age pigment, beier Haggard!

The boss's nanny has his phone, the wall is his detailed address, MSN ID are his cell phone number.

Something you speak, 24, was one word that tired!-telephone charges would have to spend a million.

Other employees are working overtime to night three points, two points he had to work overtime to 59 minutes, I'm sorry to say bye bye to my colleagues.

You ask such employees can earn in a month? (adjacent: I think what is 300 block?) 3 000 blocks?! that's yen, 500 (RMB)! "not too few, or pre-tax!

You have to study the psychological excellent staff, for the boss himself, simply do not care how much money!

What is an excellent employee? excellent employees is to make the boss's parents, his love for children on the boss, the boss of the love of his wife, agency didn't zeixin.

Therefore, our outstanding staff's slogan is: there is no best, only better.

People in the workplace and bleaching, which can not for gas. Now that is determined to be a good employee, you have to take out do you have a do amazing confidence and courage. More good employee standards do not deliberately imitate, based on individual tolerance size determines the degree of difficulty.

Soldiers have the best officer

When you give the boss-a cup of coffee, the boss said: delicious.

When would you like to please leave, the employer immediately said: Just do it.

When you ask for a raise, the boss of a face smile: a raise, Earth people know.

When you're feeling ill, boss out the pill: only dissolve in the mouth, does not dissolve in the hand.

When you're late for work, boss unlimited consideration: in order to skin, sooner or later will be late.

When you're thirsty waited, boss handed beverage: drink before the wave away when you congratulations boss promotion, boss feelings: Hello is really good.

When would you like to become a boss, boss soul to laugh at one stage: obey your thirst.

Whenever you need to work overtime, the boss hand waved: overtime? boss world.

During dinner, the boss took out a treasure: a Remy Martin cognac, good nature.

Whenever the end boss table a bat: bonus, bonuses, a pinch of rice are not small.

Male fear in the wrong line, women are afraid to marry the wrong son, is everyone feared wrong with wrong Boss. Do you think boss easily? work isn't easy to do, besides ass is not, pay is not a good take, leather sofa is not a good sit, good boss not everyone can.

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